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2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/098/d/5/kitty_and_jazzy__by_looniperson8907-d4vgfqg.png>

Kitty: Who are YOU?!

((Yup lol I like the drawing-roleplay thing so this is muh random message lol))

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://i39.tinypic.com/5chbbd.jpg>

Jazzy: I'm SUPER JAZZ! But you can call me Jazzy!

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/098/a/9/kitty_angry__by_looniperson8907-d4vgl6s.png>
Kitty: Where did you come from?!

2012-04-07 [Deg]: ((Okay sorry this is taking so long Corel painter is freaking it keeps saving as the wrong file so I'm gonna start drawing in Paint lol!))

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: ((LOL PAINT WORKS!))

2012-04-07 [Deg]: ((fucking finally LOL I got it to work again but I had to redraw the fucking picture like five times so now I'm just pissed and didn't even bother to scribble-color it like I normally do lol))
<img:http://i39.tinypic.com/o8wh9z.jpg>

Jazzy: You know what? I don't like your tone. I got twenty reasons why you should change it. *flashes her claws* But besides that...I'm a lady. Hmph.

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/098/3/f/kitty_has_no_claws_by_looniperson8907-d4vgsvn.png>

Kitty: I don't have claws... Sometimes I like to pretend like I do... *Begins scratching on the arm of a chair like he has claws*

2012-04-07 [Deg]: <img:http://i40.tinypic.com/359l02c.jpg>

Jazzy: Sooo...you're kind of stupid then, I take it.

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/098/0/7/kitty_threat_by_looniperson8907-d4vgx4y.png>

Kitty: Female, I've got back claws, giant teeth, and 30 pounds of muscle. You're pushin' your luck callin' me stupid.

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: ((This reminds me lol I have to tell you this because now I've thought of it.
One time when I came home from work, I ran down into the basement and I left the door open. Well, I forgot that the landlord has been letting his cat inside. I ran back out the door, and me and Jeff left again. Well, when we got back, I went back downstairs and I could see kitty sitting in front of the bathroom door, just glaring up. I looked up and like jumped about six feet because the landlord's cat was sitting in the window well to the basement, huddling as close to the window as she could get because kitty beat the crap out of her and she was afraid to come down LOL And when Jeff got her down, she let out like the loudest most terrible screech ever, Kitty just watched LOL I guess Kitty beat the crap out of that cat a couple of times, poor thing lol It was just SO FUCKIN FUNNY because the cat was probably up there for at least three hours HAHAHAHA))

2012-04-07 [Deg]: <img:http://i39.tinypic.com/1hf3mc.jpg>

Jazzy: 30 pounds of muscle, my ass. If I were you I wouldn't go parading that around, fatty. Me? I'm lean and I'm mean. If you wanna mess, just try it. I've lived outside for five years, been attacked by racoons and german shepards and I HUNT for my food.

2012-04-07 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/098/3/2/kitty_lol_by_looniperson8907-d4vh3uy.png>

Kitty: Heh...as have I, female...
Cept' I'm thirteen. And I did it without front claws!

2012-04-07 [Deg]: <img:http://i44.tinypic.com/4hfjm0.jpg>

Jazzy: You know what thirteen years means to me? That you're going to die first. You act like you're so cool. I'm a tenth your size, but YOU don't have front claws so I'm supposed to feel, what, impressed? NOT. "Oh, I'm thirty pounds fat and beat up kittens LOL". You seem like a bully to me. Excuse me while I grow bored of you and fall asleep.

2012-04-08 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://i41.tinypic.com/2d1vm03.jpg>

Kitty: Dayum, ho. Why are you callin' me fat? I'm in great shape! You've got an attitude! I didn't start nothin'; you're the one goin' and callin' me stupid and acting all high and mighty, you sassy little brat!

2012-04-09 [Deg]: http://i43.tinypic.com/15xwh8n.jpg

Jazzy: *has the decency to look at least a little embarrassed* Wellllll...fine. I'm sorry. Maybe. Let's start over, then. My name's not "female", it's Jazzy. And you are...?

2012-04-10 [Commandaaah]: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/100/f/b/kitty_n_jazzy_friends_by_looniperson8907-d4vqkx2.png

Kitty: *Crouches and pushes his butt into the air* *Paws at her* Well...since I would like to play with you...I'll tell you my name...

2012-04-10 [Deg]: http://i41.tinypic.com/j7c1fa.jpg

Jazzy: *makes a chirpy meowing sound, almost offended-like* *jumps up onto a chair and paws back at him from the higher position* Alright, then...I guess I can go along with that.

2012-04-10 [Commandaaah]: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/100/e/6/kitty_playing_with_jazzy_by_looniperson8907-d4vqtqj.png

Kitty: *Meows in a loud, gargly voice* *Whips his tail playfully* *Drags his paw over Jazzy's head* My name's Kitty...Kitty Kitterson... But please don't call me by my full name, I usually only respond to Kitty. Or sometimes my master calls me "prick" or "asshole," so I'll respond to those as well if you sound angry.

2012-04-10 [Deg]: http://i43.tinypic.com/t0tf02.jpg

Jazzy: *is scared by being pawed on the head* *jumps off the chair and hides under a bed* I'll keep that in mind. You can call me Jazzy or Jazzercise, or bitch, or Great Horned Owl.

2012-04-10 [Commandaaah]: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/100/d/0/kitty_is_reaching_for_jazzy_by_looniperson8907-d4vr2ut.png

Kitty: *Leaps for the bed but does not follow her under* *Paws around under there trying to get her* All right. We're best friends now, it's official.

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((Okay...it says this wiki had a comment or something...what changed?!?!?!?! LOL))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Damnit I had a comment but it's not here anymore! WTF lol))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((LOL I was gonna say, what happened?! LOL))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: <img:http://i42.tinypic.com/1o8w91.jpg>

Jazzy: *peeks her head out from under the bed* ...Really?

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((holy shit now it's malfunctioning LOL))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/101/b/c/jazzy_coming_out_from_under_by_looniperson8907-d4vuxjk.png>

Kitty: *Sits back on his haunches* *Twitches the end of his tail* I think so...

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((I'mma go for a while, something's wrong with the DVD player and I need to fix it LOL))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: <img:http://i41.tinypic.com/funle1.jpg>

Jazzy: *has an absolute spaz attack* *pupils get all crazy-big* *takes a flying tackle leap at Kitty* I've never had a best friend before! :D :D :D

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/101/8/3/jazzy_chasing_kitty_by_looniperson8907-d4vv8r5.png>

Kitty: *Takes off running in a mix of absolute joy and fear for the quickness of her leap for him* *Meows loudly as he takes off* Me EITHER!

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: dhr;hrahrh its meh

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((Heehee. Join us, Glabe! Draw a character and just throw em' in.))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Yeah like a pet roleplay lol))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: just any animal ?

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((Yup lol Like one of your pets, like Heidi or Hank or your cat named Kitty...there would be two "Kitty's" then...LMFAO))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Well I guess it could be but since we're using our pets you should probably use one of yours lol))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((YEAH, what Deg said lol))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: alright hehe

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Did you get one?))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: lol yea)<img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/kherha.jpg?x=500&y=532>

2012-04-11 [Deg]: <img:http://i39.tinypic.com/dr7epy.jpg>

Jazzy: *comes to a screeching hault as all of a sudden a dog appears* MERREEOOWWW?!

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: e(almost done with the next one)

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((that's fine just post it whenever you're done, obviously these aren't very detailed drawings lol or they're not really supposed to be I guess, if we got too into it it'd take forever haha))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: yeah eheh, i was kinda starting it and then i actually liked it so i keptgoing mightput it onda

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/102/b/0/kitty_by_looniperson8907-d4vwszy.png>

Kitty: HOLLLY CRAAAP! *Screeching halt* *Just stares*

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/gsd.jpg?x=500&y=532> dog looks hungryly at the cats

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((okay should there be some sort of posting order so we don't all post different stuff at the same time?))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: (okay )

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((okay well since we're sort of already doing this let's just go manda gabe me. Agreeeed?))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: (yes agreed )

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((AGreeeeed!))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: fahhre)))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: <img:http://i41.tinypic.com/2eycjo4.jpg>

Jazzy: *puffs herself up in an attempt to make herself look bigger* *growls/hisses deep in her throat* Errrrrowwwwww!

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: (look like it got shocked lol)

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://i39.tinypic.com/2d9penp.jpg>

Kitty: *Does the same as Jazzy and puffs up* *Growls and meows in a gargly tone*

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/ggg45.jpg?x=500&y=562> heidi growls back at the cats

2012-04-11 [Deg]: <img:http://i40.tinypic.com/24mdehc.jpg>

Jazzy: *squints at Heidi* *starts to look suspicious* Heeey...wait a minute. Your teeth look very familiar...HEY! I know you! You're my master's friend's pet! OOOH you are going to be in so much trouble if my master finds out you hurt me so DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, HEIDI!

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: (LOL JAzy's face is epic )

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/3/a/kitty_being_too_old_lol_by_looniperson8907-d4vx126.png>

Kitty: *Thinks to himself: I'm too frickin' old for these heart attack moments...haha* *Looks at Jazzy* You know this beast?!

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/BZX.jpg?x=500&y=562>'oh um i just cant help it i have to kill somthing daily

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *looks at Kitty* Yes, unfortunately I do. She's a nice beast but as a dog, has a tendency to be retarded. *looks at Heidi* Yes yes, I know you can't help it. But no killing us! Or you'll have such a scratched nose you won't even believe it. You can play with us though, if you must.

((oh yeah and sometimes if you can't draw a picture like if you're on your phone or something you can just add text lol like I just did))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: (oh good idea i was wondering that)

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((yep hehe))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/c/9/heidi_the_dog_and_kitty_by_looniperson8907-d4vx3j2.png>

Kitty: *Eyes Heidi* Hmm... If I swat your nose, it's because I think I have claws...but don't worry, because I don't have front claws. Only back claws. *Frowns*

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/gb.jpg?x=500&y=562> "why dont you have claws what happend"

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: He had a procedure. I know Gabe was talking about getting you one because your naughty! *Jazzy lies because she is cruel*

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/f/6/kitty_afraid_by_looniperson8907-d4vxb6y.png>

Kitty: *Tweaks out slightly* RUN. Run away from this monster. Don't let them take your dignity.

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: "i cant run from them it just makes it worse "

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/102/5/1/kitty_being_secretive_by_looniperson8907-d4vxdrl.png>

Kitty: ...Then you must kill them. AHEM! I mean...you must beware of them. If you hear the "D" word, then you know you're in trouble.

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: "i dont think i have been hearing that word so am i safe?

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *sneers a little evil kitty sneer* No! Of course you aren't safe, silly dog. Humans are ALWAYS looking for reasons to...do procedures...the stupid black puppy at my house, for example. He did nothing but love them. But one day...he leaves. When he comes back...BAM! No balls.

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/4/0/kitty_and_heidi_again_by_looniperson8907-d4vxgyj.png>

Kitty: *Looks at Jazzy* No...b-balls? It's weird to not have balls? I have no balls...

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: "oh what a poor dog , why do they not want us to breed i though they like puppies and kittens.

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *eyes Kitty* Well, that makes you pathetic. Just kidding. I've had an operation too, but that's different. *looks at Heidi* And I'm not sure. I think it's because humans view us as slaves and just want to show their power over us.

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *Is completely confused as to what balls are, anyway.* Well...what was YOUR operation? *Asks kind of happily*

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: I don't know! :D I just know that they dropped me off at the "Dokturs" and then I got sleepy and when I woke up some of my fur was gone and I had a owchy on my stomach.

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: "same here it ws confusing"

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: Hmph. Us girls are superior. *nuzzles Heidi's paws*

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: "yeah we are ehhe " *leans down and licks jazzy

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *Is completely confused by this* ...Oh. Okay.

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *climbs up on Heidi's back and curls up in a little ball to fall asleep*

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: "i got a cat on my back eheh"

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((Aww lol little Jazzy. Also I'm pissed because my whole drawing got erased on fuckin' DA. SO! lol))

Kitty: *Stares at the two of them* *Frowns* I still say you run away, Heidi. Humans can be so mean!

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Awww! That's sad. lol! I'll start drawing but it'll be lame because I'm using a mouse HAHA))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((awwww That's okay! LOL))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Okay so on dA how do you do the muro thing? With the transparent background? lol))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: " my owners are sometimes nice.

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((When you're drawing on there, just click the dot that says "background" and the background will go away so that it's transparent :D))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: <img:http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/102/1/a/jazzy_sleepin_by_levisei-d4vxo7l.png>

Jazzy: *all curled up on Heidi's back, instantly asleep in the way only cat's can really do*

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: I am a nice pillow.

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((I figured that out but I couldn't figure out how to save it and then link it to here but I finally did lol))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/5/7/heidi_has_jazzy_by_looniperson8907-d4vxq3b.png>

Kitty: ...Heidi does look pretty comfy...

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *peeks open one eye* Come on up here, Kitty! She's comfty...and warm...and ZzzzZZZZZZ *falls asleep in the middle of her sentence*

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/5/0/kitty_is_on_heidi_by_looniperson8907-d4vxsxl.png>

Kitty: *Hops up onto Heidi's back* Hmm... It is kinda soft! And comfy!

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *smiles all big and happy* *bats around at Kitty's tail while still laying on Heidi's back* I know! Isn't it great?

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/5/5/jazzy_plays_with_kittys_tail_by_looniperson8907-d4vxumt.png>

Kitty: *Swishes his tail as Jazzy bats at it* Yeah, I like it! It's like a big...living bed!

2012-04-11 [Deg]: Jazzy: *crawls up sneakily to Kitty and snuggles next to him happily* Yeah! It's so nice and warm. Alright. Goodnight! *meows happily and falls asleep for the tenth time lol*

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/102/4/f/riding_heidi_by_looniperson8907-d4vxxhv.png>

Kitty: *Drapes his tail over Jazzy* *Curls up*

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Lol awwww! That is sooooo cute! :D))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((HAHAHAHA now if only I could draw a german shepherd LOL))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((LOL! Oh come come now Hoggle. It's fine. LOL))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: (AHAHAHAHAA))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((Did you get the reference?! lol))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((Why yes lol I did! I liked Hoggle in the Labyrinth so much))

2012-04-11 [Commandaaah]: ((But I didn't like that smelly bog.......LOL))

2012-04-11 [Deg]: ((LOL The bog of eternal stench! Yeah that place is no fun.))

2012-04-11 [BlueRaven]: (Bog)). Heidie falls asleep to

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]:




<img:http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/103/0/6/heidi_kitty_jazzy_wake_up_by_looniperson8907-d4w047o.png>

Kitty: *Wakes up after a few hours* *Yawns* *Looks around* *Purrs* Hmm... How long have I been sleepin'?

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: ((If you just don't feel like drawing you guys don't have to just so you know, I think you knew that but JUST SO YOU KNOW lol. I like drawing so I'm just gonna keep doin' it til' I'm bored HAHAHA))

2012-04-12 [BlueRaven]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/ggh.jpg?x=500&y=437>

2012-04-12 [Deg]: ((LOL well now that Gabe and I are both on again I think we'll start drawing ahhaha it just takes a while sometimes.))

2012-04-12 [BlueRaven]: "i think we have been sleeping for a while like maybe 5 hours dont know really just making it up "

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: ((Okay haha I was just making sure, I don't wantcha guys to feel like you MUST draw. HAHA also, it's gabe you me, right? O.O))

2012-04-12 [Deg]: ((LOL yes it's the law. You MUST or else...um...you get...the plague.))

<img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/Jazzy_stretch.jpg?x=500&y=350>

Jazzy: *opens her eyes* *slowly gets up and jumps down from Heidi* *stretches* MmmmmmMMmmMM! Ahhhh. What a good nap.

2012-04-12 [BlueRaven]: "i like naps they are my favoirite"

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/102/4/b/kiki_scared_of_kitty_by_looniperson8907-d4vwyk5.png>
Kitty: I love naps... Now that my master keeps me inside most of the time, I take lots of them. If I'm not sharpening my pretend claws or eating or running around the basement, that is... Or chasing Kiki...that damned she-cat... *growls*

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: ((HAHAHAH I didn't see your plague comment til' just now. LMFAO))

2012-04-12 [Deg]: ((LOL Po' Manda! Yeah sorry I disappeared for a second there I walked Gabe out and then dad was asking me stuff haha I'm back now though!))

Jazzy: *looks at Kitty and flicks the tip of her tail* Yeah, that's nice. Let's play now!

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/103/b/f/kitty_sees_a_mouse_by_looniperson8907-d4w1mhx.png>

Kitty: *Looks at Jazzy* Yes, let's--holy rodent! *Darts like the speed of light for the rat*

2012-04-12 [Deg]: Jazzy: *eyes get all big* *snaps her attention to the rat* NO MINE! *goes flying over to it, legs pinwheeling in her attempt to go even faster*

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *Chases the rat to a crack under the door, which the rat gets through.* I'm going to wait...I'm going to wait for it...it will come out...hee hee... *Swishes his tail*

2012-04-12 [Deg]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/Stupid_jazzy.jpg?x=500&y=350>

Jazzy: *so excited that she bashes head first into the door before she can stop*

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/103/d/0/jazzy_bashes_into_the_door_by_looniperson8907-d4w21hb.png>

Kitty: Ooohhh...that sucks...

2012-04-12 [Deg]: (LOL epic Kitty face. So concerned.)

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: ((LOL YEAH. Where did Glabe go?))

2012-04-12 [Deg]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/Jazzy_is_ashamed.jpg?x=500&y=350>

Jazzy: *sits there, looking dazed* I...I can't believe...it got away...oh god. Oh GOD DON'T LOOK AT ME! *so ashamed*

2012-04-12 [Commandaaah]: ((LMFAO!!!!! TYPICAL CAT THING! "don't look at me" LMFAO!!!))

Kitty: Heeey, don't feel too bad. I'm sure that happens to...all cats, sometimes...

2012-04-12 [Deg]: ((HAHAHAH :D SOooooo true. They have so much pride. LOL))

Jazzy: *runs and hides under the bed where she proceeds to sob uncontrollably* NO IT DOESN'T! I'M SO STUPID...

2012-04-12 [BlueRaven]: Ggdgj

2012-04-13 [Deg]: ((Pointless comment is pointless. ))

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: ((LOL))

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *Shakes his head* No, no! You're a normal cat, really! I've lived with lots of cats! Believe me, you're not so stupid...(maybe.)...!

2012-04-13 [Deg]: Jazzy: I heard that! Now I must attack you! *comes flying out from under the bed, hissing*

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/103/c/0/kitty_on_the_ceiling_by_looniperson8907-d4w3c3f.png>

Kitty: *Screeches in terror and jumps high into the air, clinging to the ceiling with his back claws* Hey! You scared the shit out of me! Calm down!

2012-04-13 [Deg]: ((epic cute angry Jazzy lol))

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: ((LMFAO SHE IS SO MAYAD!))

2012-04-13 [Deg]: ((HAHA I just like it so much, it's like she's so angry and so offended that he didn't just stay there and take her beating LOL))

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: ((BWAHAHAHAHHA Just so upset that she can't take it out on him!))

2012-04-13 [Deg]: ((LOL exactly! She simply cannot believe how unfair it all is. HAHA))

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/103/2/c/kitty_hanging_out_by_looniperson8907-d4w3fre.png>

Kitty: *Sighs* I'm sorry...can I please come down, now?

2012-04-13 [Deg]: <img:http://i39.tinypic.com/i4irs1.jpg>

Jazzy: *continues to hiss and spit and meow for a while* *Finally calms down* *sighs* Since you said 'please'...I suppose you can.

2012-04-13 [BlueRaven]: "you cats are weird , so jumpy"

2012-04-13 [Deg]: Jazzy: *turns her head over her shoulder to glare at Heidi* I'll show you jumpy! *bolts for Heidi's feet and pounces on them*

2012-04-13 [BlueRaven]: "ahhh what are you doing?'

2012-04-13 [Deg]: Jazzy: I'm pouncing! For tickles!

2012-04-13 [BlueRaven]: "for tickles, i like tickles to heh we should go find some "

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *Jumps down from the ceiling* *Looks at Heidi* What...the heck...is a "tickle"?

2012-04-13 [BlueRaven]: I'm isn't it a petting from our masters.

2012-04-13 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: Ohh. My favorite is under the chin!

2012-04-13 [Deg]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/Jazzy_loves_being_pets.jpg?x=500&y=350>

Jazzy: I love getting tickles under the chin and also on the base of my tail! *starts purring just thinking about it*

2012-04-13 [BlueRaven]: "I like it on the belly.

2012-04-13 [Deg]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/Jazzy_gets_a_tummy_scratch.jpg?x=500&y=350>

Jazzy: Awww, I forgot about that! Tickles on the belly make me roll around like a snake!

2012-04-13 [BlueRaven]: "Yeah. I wish tey pet me zall day

2012-04-13 [Deg]: Jazzy: Yeah, I wish that too! I love it inside where I can curl up and be tickles. But then the stupid humans throw me outside and I have to crawl around in the rafters like some...some animal!

2012-04-14 [BlueRaven]: "oh and Hank this other dog i live with they let him in all the time over mee and he gets to sit on the couch and sit next to the wood stove"

2012-04-14 [Deg]: Jazzy: Same here! This loudmouth puppy named Shadow just shows up one day and all of a sudden he is treated like a king! Bitches...

2012-04-14 [BlueRaven]: "yeah young things get so much attention"

2012-04-14 [Deg]: Jazzy: It's not fair. D: We got seniority!

2012-04-14 [BlueRaven]: " yeah i demand more for us"

2012-04-14 [Deg]: Jazzy: Yeah!Let's go on strike. No more cuddles until they give us respect.

2012-04-14 [BlueRaven]: "yeah eheh they will hate it and give us what we want"

2012-04-14 [BlueRaven]: <img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/ll.jpg?x=500&y=562>

2012-04-24 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *After a long nap...* *Wakes up with a yawn* What? What's happening?!

2012-04-25 [Deg]: Jazzy: *glares at kitty* Why were you sleeping? Weren't you just on the ceiling? Oh well, never mind. We're talking about how unfair it is that humans favor some animals over others. What do you think?

2012-04-25 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: I was on the ceiling...but I'm sneaky and sometimes I disappear for short naps. *Chuckles so happily.* Or long naps...anyway... I've never been second best, my master only has one pet and that's me. I guess I'm pretty lucky! *Flicks his tail*

2012-04-25 [Deg]: Jazzy: Dangit, you! *lays ears back against head* I always have to share my master with other, more inferior pets! Two dogs and a number of fish and even my daughter...I hate it!

2012-04-26 [Commandaaah]: Kitty: *Flicks his tail* The only thing I have to complain about...is the fact that sometimes the masters won't let me upstairs...and that makes me so lonely. *Lays his ears back and makes a chirpy, discontent noise*

2012-04-27 [Deg]: Jazzy: Hmph...at least you get to be inside by them. I can't! Only if I sneak real quick when they are bringing in groceries...otherwise I only get attention when they are outside and I roll around at their feet to get their attention!

2012-04-27 [BlueRaven]: (hi again)

2012-04-29 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/119/6/4/kitty_is_thinkin___by_looniperson8907-d4y0nym.png>

((Lol got muh tablet back!))

Kitty: *Stiffens his tail behind him all bent out of shape* I'm not allowed outside any more...I guess that kinda pisses me off...

2012-05-04 [Deg]: Jazzy: A lot of things piss me off. That's why they call me the Great Horned Owl. Because...I guess....maybe owls are pissy? I don't know.

2012-05-17 [Commandaaah]: <img:http://i48.tinypic.com/156a8bb.jpg>

Kitty: Most of the time my master calls me "Prick" or "Asshole"...but really, they shouldn't leave their sodas where my tail will knock it over. That's when the master calls me that, most of the time...

2012-05-18 [Deg]: Jazzy: Yeah, that's nice. *just sits there with blank, totally dismissive look on face* ....ATTAAAACK!! *launches at Kitty*

2012-05-18 [BlueRaven]: 'alright you to calm down , behave jazzy right now}

2012-05-18 [Deg]: Jazzy: *hisses at Heidi and quickly leaves Kitty to attack. Heidi instead *

2012-05-18 [BlueRaven]: *runs out of the way of jazzys attacks

2012-05-18 [Deg]: Jazzy: Merrrowww! Come back and accept your punishment!

2012-05-18 [BlueRaven]: "why do i deserve punishment?

2012-05-30 [Deg]: Jazzy: Because. Are you a dog. And I'm a kitty so I go MEOW!

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: "well thats just not fair

2012-05-30 [Deg]: "Well it's sort of fair, don't you think?" Jazzy asks with cute kitty eyes.

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: "no dogs are better then cats so we deserve to punish cats then right?"

2012-05-30 [Deg]: "Uh who said that dogs are better than cats?"

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: 'um mee and everyone else

2012-05-30 [Deg]: Jazzy : i don't believe it.

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: i am not lieing

2012-05-30 [Deg]: Jazzy: Well that just sucks then. I'm going to run away and make my owner so sad she will never see me again!

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: what why

2012-05-30 [Deg]: Jazzy: because she always ignores me for that stupid puppy that scares me so I decided to run away and hide.

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: oh well all come over and scare the crap out of that puppy so good he will never bhother you again

2012-05-30 [Deg]: Jazzy: That...is an AWESOME plan.

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: yeah well then i will do it

2012-05-30 [Deg]: Jazzy: Yay! And scold him for being so loud and naughty.

2012-05-30 [BlueRaven]: Yeah

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